Love in the Time of Covid

I am a product of the 90’s—I cared for a Tamagotchi, spent hours searching for the hidden images in my Magic Eyes, rocked out to Paula Abdul on my Discman, and most especially, emulated my role model, Barbie. When I grew up and became, well, anything really, because the possibilities were endless—doctor, teacher, rock star—I…

#QuarantineCut

Since this post went live, some things have changed. Read to the end for an update. I don’t want to brag or anything, but I’m good at a lot of things—obsessing about disaster scenarios that may or may not ever happen, attempting to control even the most menial aspects of life, and Monopoly. But despite…

The Great Playroom Purge

#quaranclean Day 2,675 of the COVID-19 quarantine. Everyone has been stuck inside their house. With their significant others. And their offspring. And All.The.Stuff. For us, those first few days were a veritable shit show (quite literally, as we, along with the rest of humanity, decided to take advantage of the time at home to potty-train our…